I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that
- I can see them
- I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray
- they are really bad singers and
- I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position
gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING TO MURDER HERE” AND THEY SCREAMED AND TRIED TO RUN AWAY AND ONE FELL OVER AND STARTED CRYING
I think it’s interesting that everybody simultaneously loves Taylor Swift and wants her to be single forever
Like we think she’s a nice girl but no one trusts her around their favorite celebrity men
A native of the Congo River basin, the Lualaba River, Lake Upemba and Lake Tanganyika in Africa, it’s the largest member of the tigerfish clan, a genus of fierce predators with protruding, daggerlike teeth.
Locals say it’s the only fish that doesn’t fear the crocodile and that it actually eats smaller ones. It’s also been known to attack humans in rare instances.
That thing is super ugly.